February 2012
85 posts
The "tumblr staff" needs to quit sending me these...
Srsly, back off spammers.
Feb 27th
Spewing Chardonnay.
And by spewing I don’t mean throwing up because I don’t do that. It just accidentally sprayed all over the place (should’ve gone with the Moscato).
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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I am a bitch
changemystripes replied to your post: My friend has taken up calling me “bitch.” Uh maybe it’s because you are a bitch. But when you say “hey bitch <3” seriously what is that why do people think that’s okay
Feb 26th
My friend has taken up calling me "bitch."
It’s like “Shit girls say to gay guys” is slowly becoming fulfilled.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Well the good thing is I made it out of last night with a twenty-minute video of me eating ice cream and listening to Jason Derulo.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I'll say it again, people in London dress too...
I just want to see some guys once in a while that don’t look completely gay (and by gay I mean well dressed) and are wearing hoodies and basketball shorts.
Feb 25th
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Boys and their toys and their six-inch rockets
Feb 25th
Still in mourning over the loss of my three hour...
Feb 25th
I'm SO pissed.
Literally I was recording mysel for three hours and all that video just vanished. Mate I’ll find it tomorrow when I’m sober but until then I’m hella mad.
Feb 25th
Should I drink more vodka?
First reply wins the correct answer (Abbie)
Feb 24th
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I've been recording myself for thirty minutes.
If anybody knows how to make a greatest hits video I’ll pay you my virginity to turn this into something hilarious.
Feb 24th
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What comes right before wasted
I’m borderline that.
Feb 24th
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Help there’s water in my ice
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
I plan on drinking in my emtpy apartment tonight...
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Londoners don't seem to know the difference...
Nevertheless, a scarf will be appropriate attire for every day of the year no matter how hot it gets.
Feb 24th
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Every time I read a synopsis of the most recent Glee episode I get more and more mystified on how/why people still watch and enjoy this show.
Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Boutique Travel Travel Boutique
Feb 22nd
I'M GETTING SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS SHOW.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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There should be an easier way to start at the...
Scrolling down and then scrolling up and then scrolling back down to hit newer posts is bad enough, not to mention I have to do it on an iPhone.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
I got too much ketchup
Where did I go wrong in this world
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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You guys really don't understand how hard it is to...
So far the only one I’ve been able to watch is Super Showcase (which was totally amazing) but I’m missing out on Bronx Beat and Blue Ivy and EVERYTHING and it’s pissing me off.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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7.8 million people watched the series finale of...
Just for comparison, that’s more viewers than the finales of Dawson’s Creek, The O.C., Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Gilmore Girls, Charmed, etc. etc. 
Feb 20th
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I think I'm afraid of people being attracted to me
Feb 20th
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Thoughts on The Shining
Okay, now that I’ve thoroughly annoyed you all with the live-blogging of my first viewing of Stanley Kubrick’s classic 1980 film The Shining (but really I thought it was all very entertaining and if I was on your end of the computer screen I would be very appreciable of me right now), I’m going to tell you what I thought of it.  First of all, background with me and The Shining;...
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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